GAY AS FUCK TANK TOP

Here we go again! This shirt has a pretty timely launch. We've been following this Chick-Fil-A bullshit pretty closely and just trying to figure out how we were going to really piss these pretty easily butthurt a-holes off. Welp, here it is.

Plain and simple, the shirt says gay as fuck. Why does it say gay as fuck? That's up to you. Initially someone suggested the phrase saying that a lesbian friend was not happy with the selection of "gay" shirts out there, so she wanted us to make one for the still "hard" gays of the world. Heh, hard gays.

This shirt is basically a big ole fuck you/make people with "good christian values" carve their eyes out. I'm kind of sick of their whole attitude that if you don't subscribe to their whole cult, you're a sinner and going to hell. I'm well aware that if there is a hell, I'm in the express lane, but I don't need you to try and claim that it's because of you, I've earned my way in to hell and AINT NOBODY GOING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.

HERE is an offer we're extending to you: first 25 people to purchase one of these, we'll either a) throw in a second one in your package for free or b) send one to a Chick-Fil-A restaurant of your choice, dead fucking serious on that one.

WE NEED YOUR HELP! We'd love to organize a national get gay at chick-fil-a day, say August 15th. Order this shirt, or don't order this shirt, but we're sending you a second one in hopes that you'll show up with your same-sex partner (or gay best friend) and like, jump up on the counter and start getting super gay and weirding all the Chick-Fil-A people out.