$11.00 - On Sale
The shirt says it all. Do you want to be explored? Let people know. There is also a horse head on there so you can pick up those weird equestrian folk. They can ride, trust me. Unlike our other shirts this one is being printed only in the color pictured below. We know you don't give a rats ass but there's a reason behind it. That ink is made from the blood of the horse pictured on the shirt. A rare breed of stallion Jack was, a rare blue-blooded Basque Mountain Horse (a breed in danger of extinction no less). The shirt is 100% cotton or you can pretend its the horses hair. We killed this endangered species to bring you a special edition shirt. Are you going to pass up the opportunity to let everyone know that you don't care about the future of a species? Are your balls are big enough to not only say screw you environmentalists, and you'll wear the spilled blood of an endangered species across your chest just to put the nail in the coffin.
Some of the details above might be a little imagined/fabricated/complete and utter bullshit but the only way to know the true secrets held within the majesty of this shirt you have to give us money and we'll send one to you.
Pick Afghanistan if you want to pick it up locally in Detroit.